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Simon pays a visit to Giulio Gerardi
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: Giulio Gerardi. One of the top Google-image results for "Giulio Gerardi" Buongiorno amici, oggi stiamo parlando di...
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Simon visits Otake (Nakanoshima)
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: Otake (Nakanoshima). A volcano! I’m still excited. Self-proclaimed voclano and driveway fanaticAnd with that we begin...
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Simon Visits Melissa Hart
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: Melissa Hart. An actress who most certainly did not portray a witch struggling to survive the world of adolescentsIt’s...
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Simon Rants About The Keg
We could still go there for the food, right?Shockingly, this article did not come from the hallowed halls of Wikipedia. So let me begin by dispelling some myths. First, all of you who list your current...
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Simon Rants About “The Love We Make”
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: The Love We Make. I don’t like the Beatles. One of the most solidly mediocre films Showtime has ever shown.I’m not...
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Simon Goes to the Movies Episode 1: The Amazing Spider-Man
Ranking somewhat higher than Spider-Man 3 and a good deal lower than Spider-Man 2.When looking through a list of directors, it’s hard to imagine that the producers of The Amazing Spider-Man (which I’m...
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Simon Goes to the Movies Episode 2: The Dark Knight Rises and then Falls and...
Christopher Nolan is finally done asking his audiences if the world really needs Batman.So, again, for those of you who missed it last time, spoilers are gonna be all up in this bitch like it was a...
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Simon Goes to the Movies Episode III: The Last Man on Earth
Meh A weird thing about The Last Man on Earth, at least for someone like me who read I am Legend and saw I am Legend (with Will Smith) before seeing it is that Vincent Price is probably the last person...
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How to react to your first episode of Gossip Girl
Hands down the hottest 20-something to play a high schooler in years. It all started with Monte Carlo[1]. Well, that’s inaccurate, it all started with an accelerated math course in elementary school...
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Simon Goes to the Movies, Episode IV: Inseparable
Classic Keyser Soze Let’s talk for a minute about trailers. I watch trailers. I know many people who do not watch trailers. The justification I most commonly here for this refusal is that a trailer...
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